Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Trash Talking

photo by my friend, Raquel
Thanks to his older brothers, his many uncles,
and a few Wii games (NBA Jam at the top of the list),
Milo can trash talk with the best (or worst) of them.
We played Uno last night for our FHE activity, and
he was going at it just about the entire time.
When he plays Wii (by himself or with someone)
he lets the computer or his opponent have it.
I'm not sure he completely understands WHEN
to use his new language skills, though.
Today he greeted one of the little girls in Joy School
by shouting, "booyah baby!" 
and pointing at her with a big smile on his face.
She is a happy little girl, and although she seemed
a little surprised and confused, she just smiled at him,
walked carefully around him, and went to join the group.


Sunday, February 26, 2012

Pince-nez Prejudice

photo by the talented Raquel
Tonight, just before we read her bedtime story,
Ruby said dreamily,
 "I wonder who I'm going to marry?"
I replied that I didn't know, but that I hope
she marries someone who is kind.
"But I don't want to marry someone who wears glasses."
I told her that I didn't think it really mattered if a
person wears glasses, and listed some of her uncles
(who she adores) who wear glasses.
Shaking her head, she was adamant that
she did NOT want to marry someone with glasses.
This is one of those times where I would really 
like to know how her mind was working.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Basketball! part 2

Bentley and Maxwell had their last basketball game
of the season a week ago, and their team party
was this afternoon. John did a great job coaching
ten wild, gabby, emotional, energetic boys.
I took our camera to just about every one of the
games, but didn't end up with a lot of pictures
(keeping an eye on Jonah, Ruby, and Milo while trying to watch the game
 was all that I could do, so the camera usually sat in the bag).
Ruby loved to go to the games to play with her 
friends (or any other little girls her age), Jonah
(our avid soccer lover) likes to go so that he
could play basketball on the unused middle court,
and Milo liked to try to get away from me and
to run out onto the court (he is old enough now
to know that he shouldn't do that, the stinker!).
At the party today, John handed out certificates
to each boy. Bentley's said that he has the
"Sweetest Shot," and Maxwell was designated the
"Hardest Defender." I think both boys were pleased
this their titles. Bentley loves (LOVES) to shoot,
and Maxwell worked really hard on defense.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

My two youngest brothers . . .

. . . are dorks live to torment their oldest sister.
Case in point:
Saturday night, Mikey and Greg went to their
ward prom with their girlfriends.
Partway through the dance, I got a text from Greg,
"Mikey put a ring on it."
I had a million questions - did Mike propose?
Is Greg confused? When will they tell everyone?
I sent Greg text after text, asking for clarification
and more details. Eventually he sent me the photo on
the left. The kids and I enlarged it, and sure enough,
there was a ring on Jenny's finger. But was it an
engagement ring? It looked like it matched her 
bracelet? More texts to Greg were ignored.
I was pretty sure that 
a) Greg got it wrong and felt sheepish  
OR
b) Mike let him have it for spilling the beans.
We didn't hear anything more about "the ring" until
Sunday dinner. When Mike and Jenny walked in,
one of the kids asked Jenny why she was wearing a ring,
(photo on the right) and she said, "because it's fun!"
From a distance, the ring looked legit, but we 
didn't want to play into Mike's plan - whatever it was.
So, I cornered Greg and asked what was going on.
Finally, some details!
During the dance, another young man asked
Jenny to dance. Mike wanted to spare the rest of the
young men some rejection, so he made Jenny a ring.
He used a reeses wrapper for the band,
and a hershey's kiss wrapper for the diamond.
From a distance it looked like the real deal.
They thought it would be fun to tease their families,
so Jenny's mother got a picture of the ring with
no explanation, and I got Greg's text.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Life Lessons, by Jonah

Tonight at dinner I told Ruby that she will most likely be 
starting piano lessons this summer. I also told her that 
the piano teacher is happy to have Ruby start lessons 
because Ruby is so excited to learn to play.
Jonah chimed in with some thoughts on piano lessons.
"First, you're excited. Then it's like torture.
But then you get to play primary songs."
(He likes playing primary songs.)
I'm glad there is a silver lining to the terrible
torture of piano lessons.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The Adventures of Ruby and Milo

Ruby and Milo are often partners in crime,
or partners in marriage, or whatever game they 
happen to be playing. Here are a few shots
and explanations from the past couple of weeks.
top row, left to right
- I put Justin Bieber on random on my mp3,
and Milo picked out that the 3rd song from his cd
was playing. He asked me to play it again and sat
on the floor to listen while I made dinner.
- Ruby shows off a cutie at lunch (in a crown and ball gown, of course)
- Milo and Ruby mug for the camera during a tea party
 - showing off their outfits for the day


second row, left to right
- Ruby models her new princess shoes
(She bought them herself, after spending an incredibly
long amount of time wandering the Disney store. She'd
hoped to find some "Jasmine," but the struck out.
We were walking to the check out to buy some pink
shoes, when she saw a basket of Cinderella shoes
partly hidden under a table. She grabbed a pair and
yelled, "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"
It was hilarious. How does she have the tone
and phrasing down for a teenage girl at 5 years old?
- silly Milo
- Ruby "braiding" my hair at a basketball game.
She wore costumes to almost all of her brothers' games.


bottom row, right to left
- Ruby's serious pose in her new jeans
- watching the garbage truck in bath towels
(It will be so strange to one day not have little kids
who are excited to see the garbage truck each Friday.)
- Dressed up and dancing at a ball in the living room.
- Eating lunch together - everything they do is awesome. :)

edit - I forgot one!
Here they are on the play set, in the rain with assorted
outdoor gear and Milo wearing pajamas.
Awesome.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Show and Teach

Jonah's first grade class has started something
called "Show and Teach." Each child is assigned 
a day to share something with the class. They 
can share information, teach their classmates how
to make or do something, or share a talent.
Jonah's teaching day was on Friday.
First he thought he would teach the kids how to 
make shadow puppets, but after looking through a
few library books, he changed his mind.
The night before his presentation, he decided to
teach his class about blue sharks. John helped him
look up information about blue sharks, and we printed
a picture to show the class. The fact that was
the most interesting to the kids was that mother 
sharks can have anywhere from 4 to 135 babies
at a time. After sharing the facts, Jonah told the 
class they could see the picture because they had
been so good. He then answered questions
(including one from Milo). After a few minutes,
he announced that he would take one more question.
I thought that was the end of his presentation,
but he had arranged with his teacher to show
the kids how to draw a blue shark.
He handed out blank sheets of paper, and then took
his place at a camera in the back of the room,
where he drew, step by step, a blue shark.
When the class finished their drawings,
Jonah got to go around with a star stamp to stamp
each paper. He did a great job!

head, shoulders, knees, and toes

Bentley has been growing his hair out for months now,
and on Saturday he let me take him to see Heidi.
He liked the shaggy hair (I didn't) but wanted to be
rid of the curls in the back. Heidi chopped off the
curls and trimmed things up. He doesn't love the 
results, but can live with them for now. He has
plans for a new hairstyle next month.
I got my hair colored and cut on Saturday, too.
But today I stayed home from church with sick kids,
so my awesome blow dry feels kind of wasted. :)
Also this past week, Bentley outgrew his shoes.
I've been expecting it, but was still surprised by how
sudden it seemed to be. One day he had two pairs
that he said fit just fine, and the next day both
pairs of shoes hurt his feet. He wanted high tops,
which worried me because he doesn't like to tie his
shoes. We went to Kohls and found some black high
top converse shoes with stretchy laces and velcro
that makes them basically slip-ons. We were both happy!
It's hard to believe how quickly he is turning into a big kid.
I'm so glad to be his mom.

Landscaping

We have had trouble with our sewer pipe for years.
A couple of weeks ago it backed up, and we had
someone come snake it out. That fixed the problem
temporarily, but one week later it backed up again.
John hired someone to replace the pipe this past week,
and while they were here they replaced the water
pipe as well (it was badly rusted and ready to break).
I happened to be teaching Joy School the morning
that the men came to dig up our yard. Luckily we had
one hour of school before the back hoe got to work,
because once the digging began, Joy School was
basically over. The kids were enthralled.
The trench ended up being pretty wide because the
rocky soil kept falling in. They also had to tear up
part of the walkway to our front door. The first
trench was right by the kids' fort, but wasn't
completely destroyed (Ruby told  the to be careful).
It took all day for the sewer pipe replacement, and the
men came back the next day to work on the water pipe.
That project only lasted half the day, so by the time the
boys got home from school, the men were gone.
They left behind a yard full of dirt and lots and lots of rocks.
The cement should be replaced sometime this week,
and we will start cleaning up our yard.
An added bonus from everything last week was a
trip to the laundromat for Ruby and me.
I haven't been to the laundromat since Bentley was a baby!
Ruby loved it. We ate Valentine's suckers and 
watched a Star Trek: The Next Generation while
we waited for our clothes to wash.
I really hope this is the end of our pipe problems 
for a very, very, long time.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Bubba's Here!

Warren, Becky, and their kids came to visit!
They got to meet Mikey's and Greg's girlfriends,
attended our ward dinner, watched Bentley and
Maxwell play basketball, Warren played a lot of
Magic with the boys, and they all went to church
with us. I got to hold Bubba (Daniel), and 
Ruby got to play with girls!
Thanks for coming to visit!
Becky's recap HERE.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Valentine's Day Recap Part 2

I'm teaching Joy School this time around, so the
Valentine Party was at our house. The kids made
Valentines for their parents, ate strawberries 
and cookies, and played a couple of games.
Then, they held their decorated Valentine bags 
and I helped them (one at at time)  hand out Valentines.
After a couple of people had taken their turn,
Milo started saying "trick or treat" each time 
someone dropped a Valentine in his bag.
After a quick lunch, I went to the school to help
with Jonah's class party. The kids decorated 
cookies and played a bunch of games.
In one of the games, the kids took turns trying to
open a present with socks on their hands.
Jonah decided to use his teeth
(something he once saw an uncle of his do).
After school, the five kids decorated their hearts,
Ruby got her flower, and I gave the kids a Valentine.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Valentine's Day Recap Part 1

At some point during the last 10 years or so,
Valentine's Day (for me) has gone from being 
a romantic holiday for couples, to a crafty, 
candy-filled holiday for kids. This is mostly good 
news for John, because cards and presents for the
two of us don't really make it on my radar.
As long as I don't have to make dinner that night
(thank you El Azteca take-out), he's off the hook.
Now, my Valentine's Day thoughts revolve around
helping the kids prepare things for their classes.
This year we made shrink jewelry Valentines,
using a tutorial I saw over at Design Mom. 
The kids had a lot of fun coloring the charms
and watching them shrink. Bentley wrote
"Hokey Dokey" on all of his Valentines
(his catch-phrase at school). Maxwell, Jonah,
and Ruby tried to personalize each of theirs.
Milo colored on his and then I wrote the names
of his friends for him.
We had three boxes to make this year.
Jonah's box was due a week early, so we weren't too
pressed for time when we made it. At first he wanted
a dolphin themed box, then an "Elements" box
(thanks Hugh and Charles), but he settled on a scary
dragon cave. On Sunday evening, Bentley informed me 
that his box was due Monday morning. Luckily, he
knew what he wanted and it was pretty simple.
A pink Wii. 
Maxwell's box was left till the night before 
Valentine's Day, so I told him we would need to do
something that wasn't difficult or complicated.
He said that he understood and that he had a great idea.
He wanted a dragon box with a mouth that you could
open and close with some sort of lever.
Right.
Max settled for a dragon box with a hinged jaw.
It wasn't what he had in mind, but I think he was happy.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Heart Day!

We almost forgot to make our annual hearts this year!
Here they are, just in time for the big day.
and past years - 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011
If you're not on facebook, you might have missed
probably the most exciting part of Ruby's day -
 - a flower from a sweet friend.
His Mom snapped this picture. Love it!

. . . more Valentine/weekend recaps to come, once I recover.  :)

Sunday, February 05, 2012

February Five

I didn't get a photo of the kids together today,
but I did get this picture at the derby on Friday.
I didn't realize it at the time, but John and all the kids are in it!

Updates:

Bentley - has been on a reading kick for the last month.
His teacher read the class Fablehaven, and Bentley read
books 2, 3, 4, and 5. He is reading the epilogue for
Candy Shop War tonight. It's really fun to see him reading
so much! Brandon Mull seems to be as big of a hit with Bentley
 as Rick Riordan was last year. Got in trouble recently at school
(along with his entire group of friends)
for saying rude words at recess. Evidently some
parents complained, so the principal pulled the boys
in to remind them to use appropriate  words.
I spent one lunch and recess hanging out with the group,
and managed to say "crap" which kind of defeated the purpose.
Bentley recently got the simplified hymns piano book and is
playing a lot of them. He has a few other songs that he likes to
practice as well. It's great to see him playing music on his own.
He has had a few basketball games where he was on fire -
he takes a lot of shots and usually makes a lot of shots.


Maxwell - For Fast Sunday today he decided to fast
 for Elizabeth to find people to teach in Maryland.
He and Bentley sang in the Stake Primary Choir last weekend,
and did a beautiful job. It's nice to be able to count on Maxwell
to behave well at school, scouts, and  church things.
Maybe he makes a special effort because his older
brother tends to get in trouble pretty often??? 
I know that is what MY younger sister would do/did. 
Max has excellent handwriting and is just about to get
his cursive licence. He is always passing off his times table
very quickly. Maxwell is devoted to defense at his
basketball games. They have to play man to man and he follows
his guy around like his life depends on it.
He's made a couple of shots this year,
but he doesn't get the ball as often as Bentley.
Maxwell has made huge strides in piano.
He practices well, and his teacher has given him some
difficult pieces. It is exciting to see him developing his talents.
He is preparing for America's Battle of the Books at school.

Jonah - He is once again a vegetarian. I am not feeling
as supportive this time around, but we are trying to find
 things he can eat on the  occasions that the rest
of us have meat. He says he will eat meat if it is Chinese food.
His favorite animals over the past month or so have been
red wolves, dolphins (specifically Winter), wood peckers,
zebras, and arctic wolves. He says he still loves soccer, but
since it is the off season, he has been practicing basketball
and seems to really like that. He is also training for
a team that he made up. I'm not clear on what
the team is or what it is for, but I'm fairly confident that Jonah
has the details down. Today his primary teacher
told me that he tells interesting jokes. One that he shared
today goes like this: "Do you know why the
Prophet Jonah was named Jonah?" "Because he was named
after me!" Last night I took Jonah with me to the
Syd Riggs Foundation benefit concert.
He chose to sit in a back  corner,  mostly away from people,
which turned out to be a good thing
because he liked to move to the music. He was a good sport.

Ruby - Her favorite thing lately seems to be Joy School,
and she counts the days between each session.
She loves seeing her friends and is constantly making them things.
She is still pretty focused on  weddings (specifically her weddings
with Milo each day), jewelry, and dresses. She also likes to
watch Power Rangers and Inspector Gadget. Kindergarten
registration is this week, and while she is excited for that,
she still thinks it would have made more sense for her to
 start kindergarten already. After all, she IS five years old
you know. She likes to sing and dance, and will occasionally
instruct Milo and me to sing everything we say.
I am not so good at remembering to do that, but Milo
usually does pretty well. Maybe it's something you
have to learn while you are young?
Ruby is learning to read. John has so much patience
with her. She knows the sound of the letters in the
alphabet, but sometimes struggles with putting the
sounds together to form the words. She memorized
our phone number for Joy School, so that is one more
things crossed off the get-ready-for-kindergarten list.

Milo - Will say, "Mommy, do you understand?" after he
tells me something. It was sort of cute at first, but now
I am wondering if he really thinks I am that far behind him.
We are slowly introducing Milo to the idea of
potty training. He is not too excited about it, but
hopefully over the next few months he will get the idea.
Milo is sure that there are "mosquito bites" under
Ruby's bed (right next to his own) and that is his excuse
for trying to (and usually succeeding in) sleeping with
John and me for at least part of every night.
He is going through a frustrating phase where he throws
everything. He loves to play catch and sometimes
he is trying to get someone to play with him.
Other times, though, he is just chucking stuff.
He will NOT eat the cereal when the kids choose
Lucky Charms for their Sunday cereal. I keep hoping
he will, but once again today he ate just the marshmallows.
He loves nursery, and I think he is the oldest kid there.
He sings all the songs, and sometimes I catch him
singing them at home by himself. When I suggest singing
one, though, he tells me it is only for singing in nursery.

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Pinewood Derby 2012

We survived another Pinewood Derby!
This was Bentley's last, and Maxwell's first.
I think they both had fun, and both placed in the top 6!
The past two years, Bentley has just missed the cut off.
After two heats, the top six cars get to race a third heat.
I am grateful that BOTH boys made it to the top 6,
and that Bentley finished 5th and Max 6th.
Bentley seemed thrilled with his finish,
so he ended his Pinewood Derby career on a good note.
Here are some pictures of the boys and their cars.
Here are the rest of the cars from last night. 
The car on the top left was made by our Cub Master,
and although it met all the requirements, she chose not to race.
Probably a good thing, those cars take a beating.
Last year, John and I missed the Derby and my brother,
Mikey, was kind enough to take Bentley and support him.
This year, our whole family was there.
Jonah was disappointed that he didn't get to make a car,
but he did get to participate in the banana races.
During the breaks between heats, the kids 7 and under 
get to race banana cars. They loved it.
Here's to another year down, and only 7 to go. :)
And here's to the boys who race tonight!
(and to Ruby who managed to be in the picture)

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Two Year Tooth Trauma

While brushing Jonah's teeth a few weeks ago, 
I noticed a spot on one of his bottom teeth
that would not come clean. At first I thought that
he had a popcorn kernel stuck in the gum in front 
of the tooth. On closer inspection, however,
I realized that it WAS a spot on his tooth.
John and I didn't know what to make of it,
so I took him to the dentist. There we learned
that some time ago, probably when he was around
two years old, he was likely hit in the chin
and the developing permanent tooth was damaged.
(Time to go through my blog archives to find the injury.)
The spot itself is mostly cosmetic, and can be repaired.
The dentist suggested waiting till after he gets braces
if it isn't bothering Jonah now. It isn't.
This kids has the most interesting dental adventures.
Not long after Jonah's visit to the dentist, 
Milo totally face-planted at the high school.
I saw his entire face hit the sidewalk directly.
He had a bruise on his forehead, and scrapes on his
cheek, nose, and chin. The scrape on the bottom of his
chin was most noticeable. It is still healing, several weeks later.
Here'a  photo a few days after he fell.
You can sort of see the bruise on his forehead,
as well as the chin scrape.
I thought I should document this injury.
Now if he has a permanent tooth with a spot on it,
I will know what 2 year old injury was likely
to have caused it.